So you think you know what most computer acronyms really mean? Think again.
CD-ROM ---- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
IBM ---- I Blame Microsoft, I Bought Macintosh
PCMCIA ---- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN ---- It Still Does Nothing
APPLE ---- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
DEC ---- Do Expect Cuts
CA ---- Constant Acquisitions
OS/2 ---- Obsolete Soon Too,
SCSI ---- System Can't See It
DOS ---- Defunct Operating System
BASIC ---- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
WWW ---- World Wide Wait