ALL THE ORGANS OF THE BODY WERE HAVING A MEETING TRYING TO DECIDE WHO WAS THE ONE IN CHARGE
I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE SAID THE BRAIN Because I run all the bodies systems, without me nothing would happen
I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE SAID THE BLOOD Because I circulate oxygen all over, without me you would all waste away
I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE SAID THE STOMACH Because I process food and give you all energy
I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE SAID THE LEGS Because I carry the body wherever it needs to go
I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE SAID THE EYES Because I allow the body to see where it goes
I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE SAID THE RECTUM Because I am responsible for waste removal
ALL THE OTHER BODY PARTS LAUGHED AT THE RECTUM And insulted him, so in a huff , he shut down tight
WITHIN A FEW DAYS, THE BRAIN had a terrible headache
THE STOMACH was bloated
THE LEGS got wobbly
THE EYES got watery
THE BLOOD was toxic
THEY QUICKLY DECIDED THAT THE RECTUM SHOULD BE BOSS
THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
THE ASSHOLE IS USUALLY IN CHARGE !!
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28/06/07 @ 15:48